Where is Jacquie Thompson when you need her?

We are getting THIS CLOSE to the big day. Except, we already had our big day, so this is more like the medium sized day. Except that it is going to be HUGE compared to the other big day. AH! Now I am confused...

Bottom line: 10 days until the production we are calling our "marriage celebration." We've already done the whole committing our lives to each other thing, so all this feels like a BHS production. It even has a lot of the same players from high school (Chris, Carly, Patrick...) Wow this is spooky!